Saw this on another hockey list.
Here's a "Maine Temperature Conversion Chart" which
relates temperatures in Fahrenheit to various human
behaviors...
60 above: New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. People
in Maine plant gardens.
50 above: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People
in Maine sunbathe.
40 above: Italian & English cars won't start. People
in Maine drive with the windows down.
32 above: Distilled water freezes. Moosehead Lake's
water gets thicker.
20 above: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear,
gloves and woolly hats. People in Maine throw on a
flannel shirt
15 above: New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Maine have the last cook-out before it gets
cold.
0: People in Miami all die. Mainers close the
windows.
10 below: Californians fly away to Mexico. People in
Maine get out their winter coats.
25 below: Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in
Maine are selling cookies door to door.
40 below: Washington D.C. runs out of hot air. People
in Maine let the dog sleep indoors.
100 below: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Maine-iacs get frustrated because they can't start the
kah.
460 below: ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on
the Kelvin scale). People in Maine start
saying...."Cold 'nuff for ya?" (answer: "ayuh")
500 below: Hell freezes over. New England Patriots
win the Super Bowl
Carl
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