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UNTITLED
i've studied the situation:
i'm not sure we can win:
i went to the 'Australian Bureau of Statistics'
& asked them for:
'one of everything':
i got
how many umbrellas they made
how many pickled onions
how many:
Dams
Deaths
Debts
Doctors
Doors
Drivers
Ducks
there is, are, was
Gas
Gates
Geese
Gherkins
it was all there
for the asking
then i read:
52,100 people were depressed
17% said they couldn't breathe
65,400 people said they had headaches
there were
146,100 'family arguments'
and they reported into work
'sick'
black eyes, broken noses, husbands, lovers, friends.
(including: food poisoning)
accounted for 6%
& then i read:
- if a woman rain into the street
& started firing into a crowd, there'd be
21 men shooting back
- if a dago-wog-bastard-jew ran into the street
& started firing into a crowd, there'd be
7 'ocker-aussie-wasps'
shooting back
- & if someone who didn't have a job
ran into the street & started firing into a crowd
there'd be 49 people with bank books
shooting back.
- PiO (Melbourne, Australia)
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