UNTITLED i've studied the situation: i'm not sure we can win: i went to the 'Australian Bureau of Statistics' & asked them for: 'one of everything': i got how many umbrellas they made how many pickled onions how many: Dams Deaths Debts Doctors Doors Drivers Ducks there is, are, was Gas Gates Geese Gherkins it was all there for the asking then i read: 52,100 people were depressed 17% said they couldn't breathe 65,400 people said they had headaches there were 146,100 'family arguments' and they reported into work 'sick' black eyes, broken noses, husbands, lovers, friends. (including: food poisoning) accounted for 6% & then i read: - if a woman rain into the street & started firing into a crowd, there'd be 21 men shooting back - if a dago-wog-bastard-jew ran into the street & started firing into a crowd, there'd be 7 'ocker-aussie-wasps' shooting back - & if someone who didn't have a job ran into the street & started firing into a crowd there'd be 49 people with bank books shooting back. - PiO (Melbourne, Australia)