well, here i go snagging from the web again, but since the last message was abt Henny...i thought i'd add some findings that you all might whatever... jim Rabbi to God: `Take Henny – please' NEW YORK (AP) – "Dear God, take Henny – please," the rabbi said Friday at the funeral for Henny Youngman, which was rich with rimshot humor. With Alan King, Jerry Stiller, Anne Meara, Larry Storch and Soupy Sales among the mourners, Rabbi Noach Valley followed solemn prayers with vintage gags from the King of One-Liners. An overflow crowd of more than 200 mourners could pick up a pamphlet of Youngman's insults at the door along with condolence books. The comedian whose signature line was "Take my wife, please" died Tuesday at 91 of complications of the flu. The rabbi recalled Youngman told him from a hospital bed with a broken hip two years ago: "The doctors are a bunch of crooks – they all wore masks. "One doctor was OK. If you can't afford the operation he touches up the X-ray." Tenor Robert Merrill sang God Bless America. In the hush as the last note faded, Irwin Corey piped up: "In the name of Gene Baylos, I pledge $5!" Corey and Baylos were colleagues of Youngman's in an era when comics made careers in the Borscht Belt and swapped gags at the Friars Club. Writer Tony Hiss recalled Youngman at the ballet, watching the ballerinas glide in on their toes and calling out: "Why didn't they just hire taller girls?" Hiss, who wrote a profile of Youngman for the New Yorker magazine, said he once heard him fire off 80 jokes in 15 minutes. Calculating the number of dates Youngman played and the size of his audiences over a 67-year career, he figured Youngman gave the world 3.25 billion laughs. "What a legacy. And that's not counting his work in elevators," Hiss deadpanned. Alan King remembered: "For 50 years I would watch Henny come in to lunch (at the Friars Club) and say to the maitre d': `I want a table near a waiter.' "And every day for 50 years I would say to myself: `You're not going to laugh.' "And every day for 50 years...I laughed." King also quoted from Youngman's gag last will, which included this bequest: "To his attorneys, Goldberg, Goldberg, Goldberg and Goldberg, who sent him a bill for $3,000, he leaves $750 – he only dealt with one Goldberg." Youngman had the last word. At the chapel entrance were copies of 101 Insults, subtitled 101 Ways to Lose Friends and Maybe Get a Broken Nose. Sample: "He was born on April 2 – a day too late."