Folks, Just seen on the Web... --- Cut here ------------- ORONO, ME (PUI) Sources close to senior EPA officials indicate the agency is about to release a report that blames Global Warming to a deliberate leak in the freon refridgerant for the ice surface at the University of Maine's Alfond Arena. Apparently, Shawn Walsh, the schools controversial, embattled varsity hockey coach, personally installed a tap off the rink's main storage tank directly into the visitor's locker room. Reportedly, the problem was first reported by players from the University of Boston, who complained that the visitor's locker room "smelled like the men's room at the Dug Out". New Hampshire University hockey team members likened the odor "to the barns at the dairy school." --------------------------- Ken Kretsch | "Coach, my Mom wants me to live for my Bar Mitzvah" BU '79 | "Goldberg, this is your Bar Mitzvah. Today you [log in to unmask] | become a man!" Re: BU's decision to drop steriod-ball: 'bout time!! HOCKEY-L is for discussion of college ice hockey; send information to [log in to unmask], The College Hockey Information List.