here are my tries for different threads The refs in the <insert favorite league> are <good, bad, terrible> <team> is a lot better/worse than it looks in the polls/ratings Howcome <team> disn't bring a band to the phinal phour My band is better than your band musical coaches travel to/from alaska is bad because <pick a reason> travel times in different leagues are .... well, different > Date: Mon, 4 Aug 1997 21:26:18 -0400 > From: D B Doucette <[log in to unmask]> > Subject: Generic Summer Posting > To: [log in to unmask] > > Let's just summarize things and get them out of the way, to clear the space > for something DIFFERENT !! > > Minnesota should recruit some players from the 49 other states, Canada and > Europe --- and Pathfinder should be used for looking at Mars also. > > Your all-star team overlooked [my favorite player]; though he only had one > goal last year (on an empty net), and two assists, he is sooooooo > dedicated. > > My team's schedule for next season was put together by an idiot. > > Whoever made ____ #1 in so-and-so's poll has got to be kidding. Corrolary > - how could anyone put [them] in a Top Ten poll. > > The [insert name of lowly professional minor league] is about to steal away > [insert name of 4th-line plugger off your team]. He ought to stay and get > a degree from our world-class institution of higher education. > > This just in - prep school whiz ?Skhspiwh* gave a verbal commitment to my > team, for the 2000-2001 freshman class. > > Does anyone have the TV schedule for [insert conference] for next year ? I > don't have cable, but my satellite dish can get distant signals like Jodie > Foster can, so just let me know who carries their games, and I'll tune my > dish. > > I'm convinced my team is going to the Final Four in Boston. Who's got > extra tickets ? > > > My congratulations to anyone who can originate a thread different than the > above. charlie shub University of Colorado at Colorado Springs [log in to unmask] -or- [log in to unmask] -or- [log in to unmask] (719) 262-3492 (fax) 262-3369 http://www.cs.uccs.edu/~cdash HOCKEY-L is for discussion of college ice hockey; send information to [log in to unmask], The College Hockey Information List.