At Harvard, the student section has a pretty impressive cheer that I thought you all might enjoy. In the 3rd period, providing that Harvard is leading by a sizable margin (meaning this cheer was a rarity this season), the student section starts in on the opposing goaltender. It begins with: Hey, [goalie's last name]: You're not a sieve! You're a funnel. (pause) Hey, goalie: You're not a funnel! You're a vaccuum! (pause) Hey, goalie: You're not a vaccuum! You're a black hole! (pause) Hey, goalie: You've not a black hole... (entire section stands up and points at the goalie): YOU JUST SUCK! (this chant is repeated until it dies). Well, this always used to make me chuckle... Ian Kennish Harvard 1994