On Sat, 25 Mar 1995, Blind Willie McTell wrote:
 
> NC$$ rools.
>
> 1.  Hockey
>   9.  Scoring
>     6.  Violations
>       4.  Man in the Crease.  When there is a player of the attacking team in
>           the goal crease area and a the puck is placed in the net.  The goal
>           is disallowed.
>
Just what the hell is this?
 
You lost--face up to it!
 
James