Matt Carlson's latest CCHA report for THE HOCKEY NEWS includes the following quips by Notre Dame coach and Hockey-Ler Ric Schafer: On ND's top scorer, Jamie Ling: "Speed is not his forte. I think I'm faster than he is." On one Irish player's half-hearted shot blocking effort: "He curtsied like a little girl. He just did enough so I wouldn't bitch at him." Gotta love 'em... John H U Mich