So, I'm watching this incredibly SLOW bastardization of the sport on ESPN2 (now I know why it's in trouble...) and I see a "Steve Wilson" playing for one of the teams (sorry, dunno which), and I'm thinking: uh oh. Because the only other "Steve Wilson" I know was the best defenseman Cornell had last season (stop laughing, Bill); and I presume that if you're getting paid to play on roller skates, well, fill in the rest. So, can anybody confirm or deny my worst fears?