So, I'm watching this incredibly SLOW bastardization of the sport on ESPN2
(now I know why it's in trouble...) and I see a "Steve Wilson" playing for one of the
teams (sorry, dunno which), and I'm thinking:
 
uh oh.
 
Because the only other "Steve Wilson" I know was the best defenseman Cornell had
last season (stop laughing, Bill); and I presume that if you're getting paid to play
on roller skates, well, fill in the rest.
 
So, can anybody confirm or deny my worst fears?