This is the way we do it at Brown:
 
"Hey <goalie>, you're not a goalie, you're a sieve!
You're not a sieve, you're a funnel!
You're not a funnel, you're a vacuum!
You're not a vacuum, you're a black hole!
You're not a black hole, YOU JUST SUCK!!!"
 
--ever true to Brown hockey,
     Lisa '91