In a surprise appearance, the Northeastern hockey team played not one but two games, once again proving as the Adman tells us, you can combine anything. In the first game NU handily defeated Nancy Kerrigan 10-0. They conclusively proved that her Campbell's soup ad was empty woofing (several dozen Nancy "fans" were seen disrobing and muttering "she couldn't even stay on the ice with Lowell.") In the second game, NU didn't fare so well with real competition. They fell to Tonya Harding 5-4. The game was knotted at four when a slashing penalty was called on Tonya. Since this would have been a 5-on-none situation, her ex went to the penalty box while Tonya stayed on the ice. Northeastern let down, and Tonya went the length of the ice to score the gamer (several dozen Lowell fans were overheard muttering "that was the greatest rush since Bobby Orr - but not even Orr could stay on the ice with Lowell.") (Apologies to NU, Lowell, Bobby Orr, and the squeamish list-police.) Dave Carroll, '73 BU Beanpot Tonight - Go BU! Go NU! [log in to unmask] (or if path problems ... [log in to unmask]