As long as we're exploring ridiculous ways to resolve tie games, here's one
I've always favored (:)), borrowed from the WWF: the 40-man over-the-glass
battle royal. If the game's still tied at the end of overtime, put all of
the players on the ice and when a player is thrown over the glass, he's
eliminated. The last player left wins the game for his team. MUCH more
entertaining than the shootout.
 
With tongue firmly planted in cheek,
Arthur