I wonder...are you DA REAL BEAR, or are you some SAFETYYYYY BEEEAAAARR??!!??
Real bears don't partake in alcoholic beverages--oh, the odd mouthful of
fermented berries just before going into hibernation--but NEVER Demon Rum or
Devil Beer, especially in the company Human Beings!!  AND doubly-especially
BEFORE a hockey game!!!  After all, you have your reputation to think of!  You
wouldn't want to end up like that awful Once-a Knight person from Clarkson, now
would you?!?