>I would HOPE this is an attempt at humor.  Next thing you know, the state will
>be requiring licenses for riding lawnmowers, golf carts, and floor buffers.
 
I dunno.  I've seen some stupid Zamboni drivers do some really ugly things to
the ice because they didn't know what they were doing.  Ever seen somebody
try to drive the Zamboni off the ice without lifting the back part that does
the resurfacing?  Not pretty.
 
Chris