>   I see in this morning's paper that Elmira beat Binghamton 19-0 last
>   night.
 
I call this poor sportsmanship.  Makes me recall the Heisman Trophy
voting a few years ago, with people claiming Andre Ware had the best
stats.  Well, if your coach lets you run up 95 points (yes, 95)
against poor SMU, throwing 50 yard bombs in the 4th quarter, of course
your stats are going to be pretty damn good.