Accidents have happened. At Harvard, an overzealous student began to peel off his clothes at a game while the band played the traditional strip-tease serenade. He threw his shirt on the ice, and the Zamboni sucked it up and ground to a stop. In the 45 minutes it took to repair the machine and resume the game, the Harvard players were numbed by the 10-degree rink temperature and subsequently gave up four goals to lose the game. In Philadelphia, when the Blazers of the World Hockey Association debuted in 1971, ice was laid over a wooden floor at the Philadelphia Civic Center. The ice was made on top of a sand and sawdust base; because the base wasn't properly prepared, there were air pockets. When the Zamboni came out to prepare the ice surface, the air pockets gave way, and the ice broke up. A crew tried frantically to patch up the surface, but every time the Zamboni moved, huge chunks popped up. Rasmussen says he knows of no serious problems at Met Center. Occasionally, a puck will be swept up, jamming the machine. But the twin Zambonis mostly spread good cheer and earn big bucks. One of the machines is painted red with a Budweiser logo; most Zambonis at NHL rinks are covered with advertising that can cost $25,000 per season. The North Stars offered the brewery the chance to paint the other Zamboni with a Bud Light logo, creating the opportunity for a Bud-Bud Light confrontation at every game. The brewery declined. As is the case with most cultural icons, the Zamboni is not universally adored. It has taken its share of lumps, including the beating administered to a brand new machine at Maple Leaf Gardens earlier this season. Hartford defenseman Ulf Samuelsson, after being penalized for instigating a fight in a game against the Leafs, took out his frustration by tearing up the penalty box. When Samuelsson was banished from the rink, he went into a frenzy. He made his way up the tunnel, cursing and stomping, and saw the ultimate target: the helpless, inert Zamboni, which might as well have worn a "Kick Me" sign. Samuelsson picked up a long squeegee used to clean the ice and drew it behind him like a golfer teeing up for a hard drive. He whirled around and planted it into the grille of the machine, then stormed into the darkness. The Zamboni suffered only a surface wound and stayed on the job. But the Zamboni being what it is, fans and players alike were outraged by Samuelsson's violent act. He was fined $100 by a players' kangaroo court. He was made to pay $300 for repairs. The scene was played over and over on television. Samuelsson would not have been so denounced had he planted a fist in a fellow players face. to be continued... Carol White U of MN GO Gophers!!!