You see, if I concentrated more on supplying needed information as opposed to superfluous nonsense.....

How do you pay for the glasses?

1.  I will enclose an invoice and a business reply envelope with the glasses.  We ask that you pay within a reasonable time period.  If you don't, well, honestly, years of exposure to public broadcasting has so irradiated the Irish out of me that I'll likely do little more than grimace discontentedly.  

2.  You may call us at 207-780-4249 to pay with a credit card.

Also, because your eyes are a beautiful, magnificent triumph of Theia-craft, we ask that you wear them throughout the event and you also check them for scratches and punctures before using.

Cheers!

Edward