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THE DAILY ASTRONOMER
Monday, August 29, 2022
And, the Closest Planet to Neptune Is...

Good afternoon and welcome back!
You have certainly been dearly missed and it is a cooling balm to our
tortured soul to have you before us again. Wait? Too early, you think?
Well, we chose to start today because August 29th is also the first day of
the fall semester at the University of Southern Maine, of which the
planetarium is a small part. Yes, we know the summer still sizzles, the
beaches teem with tourists, the sultry air remains gloriously joy-laden,
and only infrequently does the occasional chilled zephyr -indicative of the
impending autumn-weave its way through the pavement's radiative heat
ripples. All the same, there is no call to be either glum-faced or
crestfallen. We're nearly incandescent with excitement at the prospect of
another school year. Believe you me...

Oh, yes, we know you're champing at the bit to provide the answer to the
above question....

Believe you me, we are confronted with a veritable treasure trove of
astronomical information to impart this school year, what with the Webb
Space Telescope's magnificent inaugural performance to the asteroid
missions, Artemis probe, and the unabated flood of research from around the
globe providing humanity with a gushing torrent of data about all manner of
outer Earthly matters from ocean-bearing ice moons to the inexorable
Universal expansion. Is it any wonder we're starting now.

In any event, yes, the question posed in the subject line. We know that the
answer is crouched in a stationary runner's lunge at the tip of your
tongue, so let's say it together.....the closest planet to Neptune, on
average, is....

Mercury.

What?!
We saw that furrowed brow and incredulous stare. There you are pensively
chewing your thumbnail while muttering, "That can't possibly be right."
Then, the pause, perhaps a cough while pondering the issue momentarily
before saying, "No, that cannot be correct! Mercury is the closest planet
to the Sun, while Neptune is the 8th planet.* The DA needs more vacation
time to sleep it off."

We'll state it again: Mercury, on average, is the closest planet to Neptune.
Moreover -and this statement might help- Mercury, on average, is the
closest planet to every other planet in the solar system, including Earth.

Did that last qualifying statement not offer much help?
Well, we'll try to help and we'll begin with a solar system graphic you've
likely seen either in textbooks or on walls at that bastion of
youth-corruption known as your local and friendly planetarium.

[image: 1409167142000-solar-system.jpg]
The neat "sock drawer" graphic that depicts a grossly inaccurate solar
system in terms of relative planet distance and orientation. While such
images serve to pulchrify what would otherwise be drab, uninspiring
planetarium walls, they do tend to lend people a skewed view of physical
reality. Thanks to the Space Center for providing us with today's horribly
inaccurate, but still aesthetically pleasing, solar system model. (Pluto's
presence is implied, although, not by the artist.)

This is the type of image most people tend to envision whenever they
contemplate the planets.    All the Sun-orbiting spheres aligned
soldier-like next to the Sun.     If -and this is a physically impossible
if- the planets remained fixed in the above orientation, then the closest
planet to Neptune would always be Uranus, the answer that might have
tripped off the tongue a few moments ago.   Of course, the planets don't
remain stationary, hence the name "planets," derived from the Greek word
"planetes," meaning "wanderer."    Planets move continually around the
Sun.   Also, the planetary velocities vary with distance.  The planets
closer to the Sun move faster than those farther away.**    That variation
should truly assist us in this following exposition.

For the moment, let's consider only Mercury, Uranus and Neptune and
physically remove the other planets from the space-time continuum.***
 Next, let's line them up according to the above graphic.   The Sun to the
left, followed by Mercury, Uranus and then Neptune.   Finally, we'll flick
the on switch and let them move at their relative speeds:


   - Mercury completes an orbit around the Sun every 88 days
   - Uranus completes an orbit around the Sun every 84.3 years
   - Neptune completes an orbit around the Sun every 165.2 years

Were we to utilize our time-lapse brain function we'd observe Mercury
whipping frantically around the Sun while the two more lethargic gas giants
trudge through their orbit at a more glacial pace.        Every 88 days
Mercury will line up again with Neptune, a configuration known as "inferior
conjunction."  At that time, Mercury is generally closer to Neptune than it
will be at any other point in its orbit.     However, Uranus will only be
in inferior conjunction with Neptune once every 171.9 years!

The second point to consider is that Mercury's maximum distance from
Neptune approximately equals 955 million miles.   This maximum occurs when
Mercury passes to the far side of the Sun relative to Neptune at the time
when both planets are at their respective aphelion points, or points of
greatest distance from the Sun.  However,  Uranus' maximum distance from
Neptune, which also occurs at opposite sides of the Sun at aphelions,
approximately equals 2.78 billion miles!      Because these two planets are
such slow movers, they'll spend decades at a greater distance from each
other than Mercury and Neptune.

Finally, remember that we're referring to averages.       At times, Uranus
will be closer to Neptune than any other planets.    The same could be said
for all the other planets, as well.     In fact, a research team consisting
of members of the Los Alamos National Laboratory, NASA, the US Army
Engineer Research Development Center developed a 10,000 year simulation in
which they averaged the relative distances between all the planets.   They
found the following average distances from Neptune over that time-span:

[Note:  AU = "astronomical unit," defined as the average distance
separating Earth from the Sun, or approximately 92.96 million miles]

   - MERCURY (30.071 AU)
   - VENUS       (30.074 AU)
   - EARTH       (30.078 AU)
   - MARS          (30.089 AU)
   - JUPITER      (30.295 AU)
   - SATURN       (30.834 AU)
   - URANUS       (33.119 AU)

Were we to list the average distances of all the planets from every other
planet, we'd find that, on average, Mercury is every world's closest
neighbor.  In fact, during that 10,000 year span, Mercury was closest to
Earth about 46.5% of the time.   Venus was the closest planet 36.3% of the
time and Mars was closest 17.2% of the time.  (None of the superior planets
was ever closer to Earth than the inferiors.)

With your leave, let's post the solar system graphic one more time while
succinctly summarizing this article:

[image: 1409167142000-solar-system.jpg]
*On average, the closest planet to Neptune is Mercury and the most
distant planet from Neptune is Uranus.*

Happy New DA school year everyone!
Isn't it lovely to be back?


*We didn't refer to Neptune as the most distant planet because that
distinction belongs to Pluto, thank you very much, LK.

**Kepler's Second Law of Planetary Motion.

***Which reminds me, now that the Covid pandemic has reached its long
awaited epilogue, the Forgiggerians will be making a return appearance
sometime this school year.


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