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>"Those who cast the votes decide nothing.
>Those who count the votes decide everything."
> -Joseph Stalin
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>Don't Blame Me - I voted  for Gore... I Think
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>What popular vote?
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>I voted - Didn't matter
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>My parents retired to Florida and all I got was this lousy President
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>Disney gave us Mickey, Florida gave us Dumbo
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>DON'T THROW AWAY YOUR VOTE........
>LET KATHERINE HARRIS DO IT FOR YOU
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>Who is this Chad guy and why is he pregnant?
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>Bush trusts the people, but not if it involves counting.
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>To you I'm a drunk driver; to my friends, I'm presidential material!
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>One person, one vote (may not apply in certain states)
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>I DIDN'T VOTE FOR HIS DADDY EITHER
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>IT AIN'T OVER 'TIL YOUR BROTHER COUNTS THE VOTES
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>The election can't be broken. We just fixed it.
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>The skies (wheeze) of Texas (cough) are upon you!  (choke)
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>Banana Republicans
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>George W. Bush: The President Quayle We Never Had
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>The last time somebody listened to a Bush, folks wandered in the desert for
>40 years
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>Campaign spending: $184,000,000.
>Having your little brother rig the election for you:
>Priceless.