>> Is this another article from the Onion?
 
> Nope, it appears to be legit. According to the website
> (http://www.nationalpost.com/):
 
> "National Post Online is the online offspring of Canada's newest national
> daily newspaper, National Post. We are brought to you six days a week by a
> small team of journalists working out of the National Post newsroom in Don
> Mills, Ontario. We aim to offer a spirited addition to the national
> conversation: Canadian and international news and commentary, and a fresh,
> intelligent and lively view of Canada and the world."
 
It's not even the April 1 issue...
                                          John Whelan, Cornell '91
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