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*Thomas Memorial Library's Holiday Wish List*

--Assorted nogs (must be strong enough to fell a moose)
--Peace on Earth
--Goodwill towards men
--Throne made from the skulls of our many enemies
--Official Mr. Furley brand quality neck scarf
--The rest of my teeth (got two front ones last year and would like to
complete the set)
--Vermont smorgasbord
--New Festivus pole with plenty of room underneath for airing of grievances
--Nikki Giovanni's book of Filthy Limericks Celebrating Libraries and
Librarians
--Elf repellent
--"Circ Librarians Do It For Three Weeks At A Time" tattoo
--Totally boss Screamin' Eagle hood decal for library's Camaro
--Case of We Three Kings of Orient Ale
--Hippopotamus (must *really* be vegan/docile -- last one got loose and
mauled three people)
--Alisia Revitt/Lynn Uhlman for President 2016 bumper sticker
--Really, really want this to be the year that Emmet and his friends beat
that stupid Riverbottom Nightmare Band to win the talent contest
--Frankincense
--Frankenberry
--Led Zeppelin's seminal and totally underrated Hanukkah album "Whole Latke
Love"
--Gigantic gong to strike whenever patron sheepishly returns book they
angrily SWORE they returned weeks ago
--Rankin/Bass to finally greenlight our TML claymation holiday special
--Delivery Bags


We realize that we're asking for a lot, so if you can't send it all, just
send the nog. And if you can't send the nog, please just send some delivery
bags. Thanks, everybody! Happy Holidays and happy Friday!

--Andy Ryer




-- 
Andrew J. Ryer
Circulation Librarian
Thomas Memorial Library
6 Scott Dyer Rd.
Cape Elizabeth, ME 04107
(207) 799-1720
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