On Tue, 31 May 1994, Bill Fenwick wrote:
 
> Pardon the lack of hockey content in this one, but I frankly can't hold
> back...
 
Shame on you, Bill Fenwick ... a non-hockey-related post :-)
 
> My wife Lisa and I are proud to announce the birth of our first child, a
> boy.  David Joshua Fenwick came into the world at 8:34 AM last Friday, May
> 27th, weighing in at 10 pounds, 6 ounces.
 
In an effort to maintain the purity of this list, please note the
following (I hope this helps redeem Bill in the eyes of the other list
members):
 
        At 10 pounds, 6 ounces, David Joshua weighed 166 ounces, which
        is the equivalent of 27-2/3 6-ounce hockey pucks.
 
> ... while the new father of course is a complete babbling idiot at
> this point
 
This one is just too easy.
 
Seriously, though, congratulations Lisa & Bill.
 
Debbie Somers
UW-Stevens Point