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                (but I could not resist)
 
     then enjoy this reprint of the "Good Times" virus that was another
     popular hoax virus...
 
     The latest breaking news on the GOODTIMES virus:
 
     It turns out that this so-called hoax virus is very dangerous after
     all.
 
     Goodtimes will re-write your hard drive.
     Not only that, it will scramble any disks that are even close to your
     computer.
     It will recalibrate your refrigerator's coolness setting so all your
     ice cream goes melty.
 
     It will demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards, screw up the
     tracking on your VCR and use subspace field harmonics to scratch any
     CDs you try to play.
 
     It will give your ex-girlfriend your new phone number.  It will mix
     Kool-aid into your fishtank.  It will drink all your beer and leave
     dirty socks on the coffee table when company comes over.  It will put
     a dead kitten in the back pocket of your good suit pants and hide your
     car keys when you are late for work.
 
     Goodtimes will make you fall in love with a penguin.  It will give you
     nightmares about circus midgets.  It will pour sugar in your gas tank
     and shave off both your eyebrows while dating your girlfriend behind
     your back and billing the dinner and hotel room to your Discover
     card.It will seduce your grandmother.  It does not matter if she is
     dead, such is the power of Goodtimes, it reaches out beyond the grave
     to sully those things we hold most dear.
 
     It moves your car randomly around parking lots so you can't find it.
     It will kick your dog.  It will leave libidinous messages on your
     boss's voice mail in your voice! It is insidious and subtle. It is
     dangerous and terrifying to behold.  It is also a rather interesting
     shade of mauve.
 
     Goodtimes will give you Dutch Elm disease.  It will leave the toilet
     seat up.  It will make a batch of Methamphetamine in your bathtub and
     then leave bacon cooking on the stove while it goes out to chase
     gradeschoolers with your new snowblower.
 
 
 
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Date:    6/8/98 5:53 PM
 
 
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Subject: Virus Alert
 
 
 
>To:
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>
>>Subject: Virus
Alert
>
>>
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>>
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>>     This is a new twist.  Someone is sending out a
very desirable
>
>>screen- saver -the Budweiser Frogs.  But if you
download it, you will lose
>
>>everything!!!
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>>     Your hard drive
will crash!!!
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>>     DON'T DOWNLOAD THIS UNDER ANY
CIRCUMSTANCES!!!
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>>          IT JUST WENT INTO CIRCULATION YESTERDAY,
AS FAR AS WE KNOW....BE
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>>CAREFUL.
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>>          PLEASE DISTRIBUTE
THIS TO AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE...THANX
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>>BELOW
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>>IS, WHAT
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>>
   THE SCREENSAVER OFFER WOULD LOOK LIKE!
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>>                 File:
BUDSAVER.EXE (24643 bytes)
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>>             DL Time (28800 bps): << 1
minute >>
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>>  Another   Warning!!!
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>>          A computer virus is
going around! It is called    BUDDYLST.ZIP!
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>>Do
>
>>not
download or some jerk from the internet will get your screen
>
>>name
and password!  Please send this to any names you can think of and
>
>>
          remember never download BUDDYLST.ZIP >> >>
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>>
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>>
  VIRUS WARNING!!
>
>>             If you receive an eMail titled "WIN
A HOLIDAY" ... DO NOT open
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>>it.   It will erase everything in your
hard drive.  Forward this
>
>>letter out to as many people as you can.
 This is a new, very malicious
>
>>virus andnot many people know about
it.  This information was announced
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>>         yesterday morning from
Microsoft.
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>>
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>>         Please share it with everyone that
might access the internet.
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>>Once again, pass this along to EVERYONE
in   your address book so
>
>>that  this may be stopped.  Also do not
open or even look at any mail that
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>>    says "RETURNED OR UNABLE TO
DELIVER".
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>>             This virus will attach itself to your
computer components and
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>>    render them useless.  Immediately
delete any mail items that say
>
>>this.AOL has said that this is a
very  dangerous virus and that there is
>
>>NO  remedy for it at this
time.  Please practice cautionary
>
>>measures  and  forward this to
all your on-line friends
ASAP
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