ayuh! GO BLUE
Carl Haag wrote:
> Saw this on another hockey list.
>
> Here's a "Maine Temperature Conversion Chart" which
> relates temperatures in Fahrenheit to various human
> behaviors...
>
> 60 above: New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. People
> in Maine plant gardens.
>
> 50 above: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People
> in Maine sunbathe.
>
> 40 above: Italian & English cars won't start. People
> in Maine drive with the windows down.
>
> 32 above: Distilled water freezes. Moosehead Lake's
> water gets thicker.
>
> 20 above: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear,
> gloves and woolly hats. People in Maine throw on a
> flannel shirt
>
> 15 above: New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
> People in Maine have the last cook-out before it gets
> cold.
>
> 0: People in Miami all die. Mainers close the
> windows.
>
> 10 below: Californians fly away to Mexico. People in
> Maine get out their winter coats.
>
> 25 below: Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in
> Maine are selling cookies door to door.
>
> 40 below: Washington D.C. runs out of hot air. People
> in Maine let the dog sleep indoors.
>
> 100 below: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
> Maine-iacs get frustrated because they can't start the
> kah.
>
> 460 below: ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on
> the Kelvin scale). People in Maine start
> saying...."Cold 'nuff for ya?" (answer: "ayuh")
>
> 500 below: Hell freezes over. New England Patriots
> win the Super Bowl
>
> Carl
>
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