Here's a sample of the propaganda being bantered about by the UNH
faithful at the USCH online website.
 
 
Let's see, the Mainers ought to be getting on the road for Durham about
now. By my calculations it's
about a 2-3 day trip considering a top speed of 19 m.p.h. with plenty of
stops to cash in empties for gas
money. As a friendly reminder here's a Maine checklist of things to do
before you leave:
 
1. Cash welfare check.
2. Inform parole officer that you'll be going out of state.
3. Freeze any loose road kill lying around the trailer.
4. Take a bath, PLEASE (doesn't hurt to ask).
5. Padlock minibike to snowmobile.
6. Open up enough cat food for grandma.
7. Let air out trailer's tires.
8. Inform your homeroom teacher that you'll be missing some classes.
9. Stop delivery of the Bugtussle Gazette and Potato Fungus Weekly.
10. Hide vintage toothpick collection. (Behind leather bound Bean's
catalog collection?)
11. Find someone to do your paper route/garbage truck route.
12. Don't forget proof of rabies vaccination.
13. Pack in 5 day supply of Spam.
14. Polish up your Ski-Doo boots and open up a new Hefty bag poncho
15. Take a bath, PLEASE (doesn't hurt to ask).
 
 
Rick Sayles
Don't forget to visit the unofficial Maine hockey web site at:
http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Track/5928/index.html