On the lighter side of Maine Hockey I post the following which I do not
take credit for. I don't remember where it came from but it has been on our
"fridge" door for a year or two. If anyone recognizes it, feel free to take
the credit.
 
Top 10 ways to recognize you're too serious a Maine hockey fan:
 
10. Thinking seriously of renaming all male children Jean-Yves.
9. Dye hair "Shawn Walsh" shade of salt and pepper.
8. Tend to wear coat and tie and stand on footstool with one foot on end
table while watching hockey on TV in own living room.
7. Like to exit car by vaulting through window a la line change.
6. Keep temperature of house at Alfond Arena temperature of 48 and wear
down jacket and UM ski cap constantly.
5. Greet mailman by yelling "Goooooo Blue!"
4. Keep poking holes in kitchen ceiling with broom handle after
successfully sweeping dirt into dustpan.
3. Studying Canadian French.
2. Wonder about seeing fertility specialist so we can have twins, "just
like the Ferraros."
1. Shout, "Sieve, Sieve, Sieve" at wife when she drops wet plate on floor.
 
Merry Christmas!!