At Harvard, the student section has a pretty impressive cheer that
I thought you all might enjoy.
        In the 3rd period, providing that Harvard is leading by a sizable
margin (meaning this cheer was a rarity this season), the student section
starts in on the opposing goaltender.
        It begins with:
 
        Hey, [goalie's last name]: You're not a sieve! You're a funnel.
 
        (pause)
 
        Hey, goalie: You're not a funnel! You're a vaccuum!
 
        (pause)
 
        Hey, goalie: You're not a vaccuum! You're a black hole!
 
        (pause)
 
        Hey, goalie: You've not a black hole...
 
        (entire section stands up and points at the goalie):
 
        YOU JUST SUCK! (this chant is repeated until it dies).
 
Well, this always used to make me chuckle...
 
 
        Ian Kennish
        Harvard 1994