Maybe we can put all those soon to be out of work star-wars scientists
to work on a system that tracks errant pucks and destroys them with
lasers when the trajectory will cause them to land in the seats.
 
Problem is that the home team fans at some Tech schools might 'tune'
the system to miss those pucks headed toward an overly exuberant Pep
band.
 
(add copious amount of smileys where desired)
 
-John Hughes