Dan Glumac writes in response to my third-time hoax posting:
>Yesterday someone posted a message that alleged that two NMU players had tested
>positive for use of a banned substance and that the NCAA was meeting to decide
>if there should be a forfeit.  Since then I have closely followed the media
>and have not heard anything about this.  Was it just a rumor?
 
    Nice attempt at cheering me up, Dan, but it's already too late.  Maybe
    next April Fool's Day.  But you have to admit it could have happened.
 
 
    - mike (foiled by the mailer, or is that fooled)