Overheard at Cornell's Banquet
 
I can provide some highlights on Saturday night's Cornell annual hockey booster
dinner honoring the graduating seniors, and the two student managers, if no one
else does.
 
However, I think you all would find the following amusing:
 
Joke #1:  I understand that Tim MacConaghy was invited to this dinner, but he
couldn't be here due to an earlier commitment.  I understand tonight he's at
Wisconsin's dinner....
 
Joke #2:  I heard that John Gallagher was also invited but he sent his
regrets....
 
:-)  Tom