Bob Griebel wrote:

> That's about the dumbest thing I've ever heard, ... which is good enough
for
> me.  When all the jocks are at home in their upstairs bathrooms, the
"weighted"
> geographic center of the meat that makes up Division I hockey, which
averages
> 189.34 pounds per player when they first enter the bathroom, is located at
45°
> 8' 20.68" N - 87° 0' 55.98" W,  near the tip of Wisconsin's Door
Peninsula, 1.3
> miles southeast of Ephraim, or 1.6 miles east of the Ephraim-Fish Creek
Airport,
> or about16.6 miles north of Whitefish Bay, in the middle of a dead orchard
we're
> going to rename Indy-Appleless.
>
> Not adjusted for body weight, it only moves 4.8 miles due east into North
Bay.
> Apparently, the western boys are just a tad meatier than the easterners.

You, sir, rock!!

-Indy