What Ramant [sic] silliness?  This is serious stuff, man!  I love it!

> -----Original Message-----
> From: Garrett Lanzy [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
> Sent: Wednesday, October 30, 2002 8:58 AM
> To: [log in to unmask]
> Subject: Re: What's your recruiting radius?
>
>
> Bob Griebel <[log in to unmask]> writes:
> > That's about the dumbest thing I've ever heard, ... which
> is good enough for
> > me.  When all the jocks are at home in their upstairs
> bathrooms, the "weighted"
> > geographic center of the meat that makes up Division I
> hockey, which averages
> > 189.34 pounds per player when they first enter the
> bathroom, is located at 45°
> > 8' 20.68" N - 87° 0' 55.98" W,  near the tip of Wisconsin's
> Door Peninsula, 1.3
> > miles southeast of Ephraim, or 1.6 miles east of the
> Ephraim-Fish Creek Airport,
> > or about16.6 miles north of Whitefish Bay, in the middle of
> a dead orchard we're
> > going to rename Indy-Appleless.
>
> So Bob.... since you've gone through all the trouble to
> compute this, I think
> we need to make a ceramic dalmation out of it.  Who is the
> current men's
> division 1 player living CLOSEST to this spot?  What does he
> weight?  And what
> name can we come up with for the "award" to give this guy???
> (I think I'd vote
> for "Meanest Located Player" :-).
>
> Hmm, this is all beginning to resemble a Monty Python
> routine.  WE WILL HAVE
> NO RAMANT, INCESSENT SILLINESS HERE!
>
> Garrett Lanzy (Michigan Tech '84, Go Huskies... beat 'dem Tigers!)
>