From the "Hey look, I can write my name" department of the Wisconsin
State Urinal (our morning local newspaper):
 
"I'm sorry it happened." --- Michigan hockey coach Red Berenson
referring to his arrest early Wednesday for allegedly driving while
intoxicated and urinating on a library wall at Ann Arbor, Mich.
 
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Well this version is slightly different than the one posted by
Alan Hunt.  However, I still don't think we have gotten to the bottom
of this important (:-)) story.  Can any Wolverine fan tell me if
Red was drinking Molson Ice?  Is it true the arresting officer was
a Michigan State alum?
 
---mg "cub reporter for _Hard Copy_"