The Pieere Belanger Virus:  Makes your computer do irrational things at
unusual times.
 
The Golden Gopher Virus:    Only tries to infect Minnesota built computers.
 
(well, maybe that should be a 'Woog-rus'   ;-*   ouch!)
 
The RPI Virus:              Computer runs poorly in October, November and
                            December.
                            Runs well in January and February.
                            Runs poorly in March.
 
(Don't flame me, I'm an RPI alum!  Just look at the last couple of seasons:
 Slow start, good middle of season, playoff aspirations dashed!)
 
All these bad puns are giving me a headache!
 
Rich Boehme
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Go RPI!