In the middle of my Intramural Floor Hockey Season at Bentley I noticed
Once the Ice Hockey season ended a lot of the players joined floor Hockey
Teams.  This in turn made the competition stiff and the games more exciting.
One of my buddies says to me at lunch "Could You Imagine if the Guys on U-MAINE
hockey decided to jump on some of the intramural floor hockey teams up there!"
WOW!  My imagination ran wild and I started to think of how team captains would
be trying to bribe players onto their teams.  Breakfast in Bed for Kariya for
the remainder of the school year, Laundry Done for the Ferraro Twins, Dunham
And Snow get their books carried to class!  Oh my warped mind!  Personally, I'd
take the twins.  They have a history of playing dek hockey and being from Long
Island they are my favorite Black Bears.  However, I'm sure Ingraham would help
any team and chances are Kariya could rifle a hockey ball at light speed!  Talk
about stiff competition!  Just think, the NCAA Hockey Championship is Ok, but a
U-MAINE Intramural Floor Hockey Championship is something to tell your kids
about!  Thanks for sharing my day dreams with me.
 
                                                        -Bob Hoffman
 
 
PS:  Do they even have Intramural Floor Hockey at MAINE?