I originally sent this to Indy Rucks on Wednesday right after his post on
Providence.  There was an obscure Star Wars reference that begged a
reply.  He thought I should share it with the list.
 
For John Whelan out there in Switzerland:  This contains some Phantom
Menace spoilers.  Skip if if you don't want to read:
 
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Indy,
 
You've missed the whole point!  Qui-Gon was unable to continue after a
viscious spear to the mid section by Maul.  Then Obi-Wan retaliated with
a ferocious two hander that, literally, took apart the Dark Lord.
 
These intergalactic fights are getting waay to violent!  We have a study
by Dr. Whoo-Pi Doo that shows that double light sabers cause twice as
many injuries than single sabers.
 
Should, then, all matches between the Siths and Jedi be officiated with a
2 Master, 2 Padawan system?
 
Too many French Fries
Joe
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