On Wed, 2 Jul 1997, D B Doucette wrote:
 
> My mother Martha heard while at the restaurant today that...
>
> Maine, Minnesota, Michigan, Merrimack, Mankato, and Massachusetts have
> announced they will form a new conference called the MMMMMM Good
> Conference.
>
> Campbell's soup will be the corporate sponsor of the league.  Goalposts
> will be replaced by used soup cans, sticks will have to be gripped with the
> pinky held out, and strainers will replace face masks as player's gear.
 
You forgot: the National Anthem will be replaced with "MMMMMM Bop", as
sung by the *original* Hanson brothers (from the movie "Slapshot").
 
-Indy Rutks ([log in to unmask])
 
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