well, this letter has been circulating the e-mail conglomerate here at
Dartmouth.  It had been forwarded at least 10 times before I saw it,
and I'm sure by now most of the campus has seen it.  Comments?
 
Forwarded message: (names omitted)
 
 
THIS COULD BE REALLY FUN.  WE SHOULD DO THIS AS A TEAM. SO READ ON.
 
 
1)  This is a chain letter.
 
2)  This is a chain letter of a very different sort.
 
Yes, doom and all that crap will happen if you don't send this to twenty
people and great luck will happen and everything will be joyous if you do
send it on to twenty more people.
 
BUT, READ ON...
 
Here is the special purpose of this letter:
 
On Friday night, the 29th, the surging Dartmouth men's hockey team (5 out of
their last 6) will have a crucial game with Princeton at Thompson Arena.  If
you are going, and this would be a very wise choice to make, BRING A TENNIS
BALL.  Why?  AFTER THE FIRST DARTMOUTH GOAL, PELT THE PRINCETON GOALIE.
 
In addition to being great fun, this is PAYBACK for last year when Princeton
fans threw great quantities of tennis balls at Vern Guetens, our goalie.
THIS IS SCHOOL HONOR WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HERE!  Also, imagine the spectacle
of over a thousand tennis balls come flying out of the stands...
 
The only way this can work is by word of mouth in the next few days which
means sending this blitz on.  If you don't send this letter to twenty people,
your genitals will fall off or cave in and, really, who wants that, right?
If you do, you will gain true wisdom and rule many lands and have great sex.
So do it.
 
MOST IMPORTANTLY, BRING A TENNIS BALL ON FRIDAY!!!
 
Thank you most sincerely,
Wilson Dunlop