More on mascots:
You could try to get your mascot to do some of the following things:
1. Charge across the ice and hit the glass at FULL SPEED.
2. "Maul" a guy dressed up as some sort of symbol for the other team (and
have your mascot remove the other guy's shirt, revealing a Maine shirt).
3. Do a bellyflop and slide into the goal.
4. Do a striptease on the ice.
These are just some of the things I've seen the Golden Knight do since I've
been here. And, oh, yeah, one more:
5. Make rude gestures to the refs as they skate out...
Jeremy Hall
Clarkson University
1991 ECAC Regular Season and Tournament Champs
We gotta get Mark Morris on the selection committee....