Cornell-Colgate
With apologies to Mike Judge, the creator of Beavis and Butt-head.
Here is my impression of the game between Colgate and Cornell Wednesday
night:
Butt-head: Huh, huh, huh...
Beavis: Yeah, yah, yah...
Butt-head: Last night's game sucked. Huh, huh, huh.
Beavis: Cool. Yah, yah, yah.
Butt-head: Huh, huh, Cornell scored three goals in the first period,
but couldn't buy one in the rest of the game...
Beavis: Yah, yah, heh, heh.
Butt-head: The fight at the end of the first period was COOL!
Beavis: Yeah, fights are COOL in college hockey, dude, yah, yah.
Butt-head: Colgate is a bunch of goons, huh, huh, heh.
Beavis: Yeah, yah, yah, goons are COOL. Yah, yah, yah.
Butt-head: I hate a winless streak. A tie SUCKS. Huh, huh, huh.
Beavis: Yeah, yah, yah, tied games SUCK.
Butt-head: Beavis, what do you think Cornell's problems are, Dude?
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Tom Tseng :-)
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