Greg Ambrose mentioned Penn's ugly uniforms. Bingo!
With a nickname like "Quakers" there's not a whole lot to do visually.
That guy on the oatmeal box just isn't too fierce looking. Ruling out any
play on Quakers, all you can do is write P-E-N-N in various ways. If
anyone's member of the '70s Preservation Society, you can imagine what
designers did. The sweaters were a nice polyester, too.
Ugly uniforms must be a tradition at Penn. Check out our pituitary-ball
team's uniforms next time you catch 'em on TV. Someone was on drugs.
Jill Maser
Penn
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