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The "Oliver's Law of Woofing" was a real joy to read. I guess it led me to
some thoughts that may or may not be funny.
Some Daffynitions:
Woof: To carry on about one's team in an unreasonable, infantile manner, i.e.
"Lowell will crush BU tonight"
Whine: To complain 'Dangerfieldesquely' (sorry to the original author, I d
accidentally zapped the post and forgot the E-mail address) about the
perceived lack of respect a team gets, i.e.,
"Lowell should be in teh top 5, their winning percentage is top 5!"
New Term:
Howl: As in a coyote baying at the moon. Combines the characteristics of
thw 'Woof' and the 'Whine'. Recent Exmaple:
Assorted gibberish regarding Lowell beating BU on 2/2 and abuse of
certain BU fans. (that word 2 lines up should read Example)
As was expected, Oliver's Woof Gods smote the Lowell Chiefs, not necessarily
because BU may be a better team, but because of the Howling that could be
heard all over Hockey-L, coming from Lowell.
And I though that I was the only one growing a little weary of little Stevey
W. and his posts. That sort of stuff does not really appear to fit in here.
One Question to the Author oof Oliver's Woofing Laws:
How does Howling affect a teams chances. Does a whiney nature enhance the
power of the Woof karma?
Oooh my ears are burning!
Rich
Go RPI! (please beat Clarkson <--Not a Woof, but a Beg!)
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