> Date: Wed, 9 Oct 1991 19:19:00 EST
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> Subject: HOCKEY RULES
> To: Multiple recipients of list HOCKEY-L <[log in to unmask]>
>
> IF ANYONE HAS A ONE OR TWO PAGE INTRODUCTION TO THE GAME OF HOCKEY
> I SURE WOULD LIKE TO READ IT.  WHY?  BECAUSE WE ARE INTERESTED IN
> PROVIDING OUR NEW HOCKEY FANS A BRIEF OUTLINE OF WHAT TO EXPECT.
> WE ALREADY HAVE ONE HAND OUT BUT I WOULD BE INTERESTED IN READING
> IF ANYONE HAS SOMETHING BETTER. WE ARE ASSUMING THAT ALL OF OUR
> SPECTATORS ARE FROM NUEVO LAREDO, TEXAS AND HAVE NEVER SEEN A HOCKEY
> GAME BEFORE.  AGAIN, IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING LIKE THIS, WE'D LOVE TO
> SHARE IT WITH OUR SOON-TO-BE-HOOKED HOCKEY FANS.  THANKS!
> RIC SCHAFER, HOCKEY OFFICE, NOTRE DAME, IN 46556
 
Coach:
 
Given that you are the fighting IRISH, couldn't you explain that hockey is
kinda like hurling only,
        A) 1 point instead of 3 for a goal
        B) over the bar doesn't count
        C) the teams are smaller
        D) players wear more pads
        E) higher degree of civility????
 
(of course there are lots of smileys)
 
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