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> From New York: Where it's the heat and the humidity ... it's THE
  TOP TEN LIST for Monday, June 26, 1995.  And now, a man who has
  a big "L" sewn onto all his sweaters ... David Letterman!
 
> From the home office in Grand Rapids, Michigan ...
 
TOP TEN WAYS TO MAKE HOCKEY MORE EXCITING
 
10. During playoffs, players dress up as their favorite Ice Capades
    character
 
 9. Canadians must play in bare feet
 
 8. All penalty minutes must be served sitting next to that guy who
    played "Doc" on "The Love Boat" [Bernie "Doc" Kopell storms out
    of the theater]
 
 7. Just barely visible under ice: frozen body of Walt Disney
 
 6. Replace zamboni with white Ford Bronco
 
 5. "Your New Jersey Devils starting goalie -- Miss Katharine Hepburn"
 
 4. New snack bar item: players' missing teeth dipped in fudge
 
 3. Every team roster must include one lesser known cast member
    from "The Love Boat", like that guy who played "Doc" [Kopell
    storms out *again*]
 
 2. Only guys named Stanley get to wear a cup
 
 1. Let Michael Jordan take a crack at it
 
         [Music: "Born to Run" by Bruce Springsteen]
 
 
Compiled by Sue Trowbridge
 
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             On Tuesday's show, Dave welcomes
 
             ...director RON HOWARD
             ...musician ALISON KRAUSS
             ...DISHWASHER PETE