> * Great Seats, but Cheese Throwers in the Neighborhood ...
>   I had wonderful seats at Center Ice on Row F in Section 140.  However,
> I soon discovered that there were "Cheese Throwers" right in front of me!
>   They were real nice guys.  I learned a few pointers.  Did you know that
> Kraft Singles (wrapped) have great aerodynamics?  There was an unconfirmed
> report that cheese had been "Zamboni-ed" into the ice (WCHA tourney).
>   According to the "Cheese Throwers," protocol for making Wisconsin fans
> feel at home (at an "Away" venue) requires placing small quantities of
> cheese in their seats.  If budget permits the practice can be extended
> beyond the area where you sit.  Since Wisconsin wasn't playing, I didn't
> get to see them practice their Kraft.
 
Well, you're certainly not going to make me feel at home with Kraft Singles!
That's not cheese. That's processed cheese food. Now, start firing some
Aged Chedder at me, well, that'll get my attention.
 
> * Speaking of Wisconsin ...
>   There must be Wisconsonites everywhere ...  A Minneapolis-based
> salesman (Wisconsin undergraduate) was on my flights back to South
> Carolina.  He briefed me on correct forms of Cheese Attire and
> the "Bud Song."
 
Oh, James, you almost really impressed me there. You got the "ites" part right,
but you misspelled Wisconsin. Wisconsinites. And they really are everywhere.
When I started my job out here in California, there was a Wisconsin grad
working at the same company of 100 people.
 
>      Carol and Erik did mention some type of cheese association
>      meetings with the acronym WCHA ...
>
 
Carol, I was wondering if by partying with a Cheesehead in St. Paul, did the
WCHA suspend your membership or put you on probation or something?
 
Louie
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