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Date: | Wed, 18 Dec 1991 17:02:42 EST |
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A quick note of holiday greetings to all of you...
As the new year approaches, remember this:
We're one of only three or four countries left in the world with a
Communist Party...
After all that, William Kennedy Smith got off... And then he was acquitted...
Barry Manilow won't ever try another comeback album... (Yay!)
Only 37 more animated holiday specials remain to be aired on TV this year...
The Olympic Committee is going to have to change their flag, because there are
two former Soviet republics who want to field their own teams, whose flags
don't contain any of the five Olympic ring colors...
And John Sununu is in your trunk eating a tuna fish sandwich at this very
moment.
Happy holidays,
A better new year,
An upturned economy,
and Many happy returns to you and yours.
--
Jeffrey "BJ" Anbinder [log in to unmask]
The Sexiest Man in Ithaca Radio [log in to unmask]
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Twelve salmon spawnin'
Eleven whales a singin'
Ten flounder fryin'
Nine cod a swimmin'
Eight catfish meowin'
Seven sharks attackin'
Six geese a layin' (huh?)
FIVE HALIBUT
Four angelfish
Three fresh sole
Two albacore
And a bluefish on my plate. (Yum)
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