***NEWS FLASH***
 
PROVIDENCE -- The NCAA yesterday awarded the NCAA Division I Hockey
              Championship to Lake Superior State University.  When asked
              why such a move was made, thereby canceling the entire NCAA
              tournament and forfeiting all the cash to be made from such
              an event, NCAA Tournament Director Hock E. Ell was quoted as
              saying, "Since everyone seems to think that they will win
              the tournament based on their past performances, why bother?"
 
              In other news, the National Weather Service has stopped
              predicting weather for the United States, simply issuing
              a press release stating that if it rains in a location for
              two or three days in a row, it will forever rain in that
              location.
 
I, for one, look forward to an exciting tournament, especially since
THE OUTCOME OF EVERY GAME IS NOT CERTAIN...
 
 
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|Carl Ford                                 |US Naval Research Laboratory|
|Boston U. '93                             |                   Code 7609|
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