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From:
Gregory Thomas Pretko <[log in to unmask]>
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Gregory Thomas Pretko <[log in to unmask]>
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Wed, 8 Dec 1993 17:52:06 -0500
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> From root Thu Dec  2 18:17:04 1993
> Message-Id: <[log in to unmask]>
> Date:         Thu, 2 Dec 1993 17:40:26 EST
> Reply-To: "JUST ID, BABY! JUST ID!" <[log in to unmask]>
> Sender: "House of Laughter; Jokes, Stories,              and Anecdotes" <GIGGL
[log in to unmask]>
> Comments:     <Parser> W: Invalid RFC822 field - "V1.1d/1.7f) with BSMTP id
>               6148; Wed, 1 Dec 1993 13:39:04 -0500". Rest of header flushed.
> Comments:     Resent-From: "JUST ID,
>               BABY! JUST ID!" <[log in to unmask]>
> From: "JUST ID, BABY! JUST ID!" <[log in to unmask]>
> X-To:         I HAD TO GET THE COPIES OUT SOMHOW <[log in to unmask]>
> To: Multiple recipients of list GIGGLES <[log in to unmask]>
 
>
> William C Henderson (CARL), CO-AD GRAD
> East Carolina University
>
>   Greenville, NC 27858 (919) 830-9218
> Bitnet: GRHENDER@ECUVM1   Internet: [log in to unmask]
>
>
> ----------------------------Original message----------------------------
>
>
> ----------------------------Original message----------------------------
>
> William C Henderson (CARL), CO-AD GRAD
> East Carolina University
>
>   Greenville, NC 27858 (919) 830-9218
> Bitnet: GRHENDER@ECUVM1   Internet: [log in to unmask]
>
>
> ----------------------------Original message----------------------------
> =================BEGIN FORWARDED MESSAGE============
> >From [log in to unmask]  Tue Nov 30 11:19:03 1993
> Return-Path: <[log in to unmask]>
> Received: from eos06a.eos.ncsu.edu by eos11a.eos.ncsu.edu
> (5.65b/Eos/S-U-05Aug93)
>         id AA03175; Tue, 30 Nov 93 11:19:03 -0500
> Received-Date: Tue, 30 Nov 93 11:19:03 -0500
> Received: from c00752-400wi.eos.ncsu.edu by eos06a.eos.ncsu.edu
> (5.65b/Eos/S-U-05Aug93)
>         id AA29325; Tue, 30 Nov 93 11:19:01 -0500
> Posted-Date: Tue, 30 Nov 93 11:18:58 EST
> Received: by c00752-400wi.eos.ncsu.edu (5.65/Eos/C-U-09Sep93)
>         id AA13646; Tue, 30 Nov 1993 11:18:58 -0500
> From: [log in to unmask]
> Message-Id: <[log in to unmask]>
> To: [log in to unmask]
> Subject: Forwarded (re:)  Forwarded (re:)  Forwarded (re:)  Re: Forwarded
> mail... (fwd (fwd)
> Date: Tue, 30 Nov 93 11:18:58 EST
>
> =================BEGIN FORWARDED MESSAGE============
> >From [log in to unmask]  Mon Nov 22 20:49:55 1993
> Return-Path: <[log in to unmask]>
> Received: from eos06a.eos.ncsu.edu by eos05a.eos.ncsu.edu
> (5.65b/Eos/S-U-05Aug93)
>         id AA16922; Mon, 22 Nov 93 20:49:55 -0500
> Received-Date: Mon, 22 Nov 93 20:49:55 -0500
> Received: from c00055-100lez.eos.ncsu.edu by eos06a.eos.ncsu.edu
> (5.65b/Eos/S-U-05Aug93)
>         id AA14527; Mon, 22 Nov 93 20:49:52 -0500
> Posted-Date: Mon, 22 Nov 93 20:49:49 EST
> Received: by c00055-100lez.eos.ncsu.edu (5.65/Eos/C-U-09Sep93)
>         id AA10182; Mon, 22 Nov 1993 20:49:49 -0500
> From: [log in to unmask]
> Message-Id: <[log in to unmask]>
> To: [log in to unmask]
> Subject: Forwarded (re:)  Forwarded (re:)  Re: Forwarded mail... (fwd (fwd)
> Date: Mon, 22 Nov 93 20:49:49 EST
>
> =================BEGIN FORWARDED MESSAGE============
> >From [log in to unmask]  Thu Nov 11 11:33:54 1993
> Return-Path: <[log in to unmask]>
> Received: from eos06a.eos.ncsu.edu by eos05a.eos.ncsu.edu
> (5.65b/Eos/S-U-05Aug93)
>         id AA16147; Thu, 11 Nov 93 11:33:54 -0500
> Received-Date: Thu, 11 Nov 93 11:33:54 -0500
> Received: from c00078-100lez.eos.ncsu.edu by eos06a.eos.ncsu.edu
> (5.65b/Eos/S-U-05Aug93)
>         id AA20306; Thu, 11 Nov 93 11:33:51 -0500
> Posted-Date: Thu, 11 Nov 93 11:33:45 EST
> Received: by c00078-100lez.eos.ncsu.edu (5.65/Eos/C-U-09Sep93)
>         id AA25563; Thu, 11 Nov 1993 11:33:47 -0500
> From: [log in to unmask]
> Message-Id: <[log in to unmask]>
> To: [log in to unmask]
> Subject: Forwarded (re:)  Re: Forwarded mail... (fwd (fwd)
> Date: Thu, 11 Nov 93 11:33:45 EST
>
> =================BEGIN FORWARDED MESSAGE============
> >From [log in to unmask]  Wed Nov 10 12:30:18 1993
> Return-Path: <[log in to unmask]>
> Received: from nelson.tx.ncsu.edu by eos05a.eos.ncsu.edu (5.65b/Eos/S-U-05Aug9
3)
>         id AA04742; Wed, 10 Nov 93 12:30:18 -0500
> Received-Date: Wed, 10 Nov 93 12:30:18 -0500
> Received: from hamby.tx.ncsu.edu by nelson.tx.ncsu.edu (5.65b/SAM 12-13-90
> 16:56:22)
>         id AA24957; Wed, 10 Nov 93 12:14:40 -0500
> Received: by hamby.tx.ncsu.edu (5.65b/SAM 12-13-90 16:56:22)
>         id AA25756; Wed, 10 Nov 93 12:14:40 -0500
> Date: Wed, 10 Nov 93 12:14:40 -0500
> Posted-Date: Wed, 10 Nov 93 12:14:40 -0500
> Message-Id: <[log in to unmask]>
> To: [log in to unmask]
> From: [log in to unmask] (ERIN ELIZABETH STEWART)
> Subject: Re: Forwarded mail... (fwd (fwd)
> X-Mailer: CEM Mailer Version 8.0dar (Sun Sep 26 10:51:18 EDT 1993)
> Content-Type: text
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> [Robert Buzan <[log in to unmask]>] Writes:
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > ---------- Forwarded message ----------
> > Date: Mon, 25 Oct 1993 20:14:18 +0501 (EDT)
> > From: Nora Rich <[log in to unmask]>
> > To: Rob Buzan <[log in to unmask]>
> > Cc: Gary Harper <[log in to unmask]>,
> >      Derek Hausladen <[log in to unmask]>,
> >      Phillip Lee <[log in to unmask]>, Cynthia Pettit <[log in to unmask]
>
> > Subject: Forwarded mail... (fwd (fwd)
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > ---------- Forwarded message ----------
> > Date: Mon, 25 Oct 1993 19:36:19 +0501 (EDT)
> > From: Michelle Veenstra <[log in to unmask]>
> > To: Nora Rich <[log in to unmask]>
> > Subject: Forwarded mail... (fwd (fwd)
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > ---------- Forwarded message ----------
> > Date: Mon, 25 Oct 1993 19:22:34 +0501 (EDT)
> > From: Tanya Johnson <[log in to unmask]>
> > To: [log in to unmask]
> > Subject: Forwarded mail... (fwd (fwd)
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > ---------- Forwarded message ----------
> > Date: Sat, 16 Oct 1993 13:07:56 +0501 (EDT)
> > From: James Cantrell <[log in to unmask]>
> > To: Tanya Johnson <[log in to unmask]>
> > Subject: Forwarded mail... (fwd
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > ---------- Forwarded message ----------
> > Date: Sat, 16 Oct 1993 12:09:12 +0501 (EDT)
> > From: Brandon Poe <[log in to unmask]>
> > To: chain <[log in to unmask]>, [log in to unmask],
> >      [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask],
> >      [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask],
> >      [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask],
> >      [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask],
> >      [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask],
> >      [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask],
> >      [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask],
> >      [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask]
> > Subject: Forwarded mail...
> >
> > >
> > >This paper has been sent to you for good luck.  The original
> > >has been worn out from having passed through the hands of so many people.
> > >It has travelled around the world 70 times (Dear Reader:  Please help keep
> > >this count current.  If this letter falls into your hands after just
> > >completing one more circuit of the world, please add one to the
> > >count.)  The luck has now been sent to you.  You will experience great sex
> > >within four days of receiving this letter, provided you send it on!  Since
> > >the copy must tour the world, you must make twenty copies and send them to
> > >others.
> > >
> > >This is no joke.  Send no money.  Send copies to people who need to get
> > >laid within 96 hours.
> > >
> > >After he passed this letter on, a Montana Spinach Control Officer
> > >got his penis stuck in a cow-milking machine and had the longest series of
> > >orgasms of his life.
> > >
> > >John Elliot tried to pick up a prositute, but, because he broke the
> > >chain, was picked up by the police instead.  When they searched his
> > >home, they found magazines of little boys which they showed to his
> > >neighbours.
> > >
> > >In a suburb of Paris, Don Loray"s trousers were ripped by an
> > >unsatisfied erection, 51 days after failing to circulate the
> > >letter.  However, before this happened, a condom machine gave him
> > >three condoms for the price of one.  Was this the consolation
> > >prize?
> > >
> > >Do note the following:  Hebert Pudstrom received the chain in 1953.
> > >He asked his secretary to make twenty copies and send them out.  A
> > >few days later he encountered her in a red-light district making
> > >more money than he had ever paid her at work.
> > >
> > >General George Patton, who sent the letter on, saw what he thought
> > >was a quarter in the street.  When he bent down to pick it
> > >up, a beautiful woman in a miniskirt walked by, and he got a great
> > >view.  His aide, Colonel Roger Bumswiver, who did not pass on the letter,
> > >tried to pick up a similar object
> > >but was fucked up the ass by a desperate gay when he bent over.
> > >
> > >Heywood Daddit, an unemployed chicken choker, received the letter
> > >and forgot that it had to leave his hands within 96 hours.  His wife
> > >then went bowling with his best friend and never returned.
> > >
> > >Later, after finding the letter again, he mailed twenty copies.  A
> > >few days later he got a wife and discovered that his old wife, who
> > >he thought was wonderful, had made love to him like a dead salmon
> > >for all these years!
> > >
> > >
> > >Alan Fairchild received the letter and, not believing, threw the
> > >letter away.  Nine days later he spilled hot coffee in his crotch.
> > >
> > >In 1987 the letter received by a young woman in Texas was faded and
> > >barely readable, so she did not realize that this paragraph applied
> > >to her.  She promised herself she would retype the letter and send
> > >it on, but she put it aside to do later.  She was plagued with
> > >problems including herpes and other venereal diseases, which she
> > >contracted in her futile attempts to find Mr. Right in a singles bar.  The
> > >letter did not leave her hands in 96 hours.  She finally typed the
> > >letter and found a man with a 10-inch penis.
> > >
> > >       Distribute at least twenty copies within 96 hours of receiving this
> > >letter.  Those who do will find their love lives more fulfilling.
> > >Those who do not will be doomed to one-night stands with mechanical
> > >devices.
> > >
> > >Can you belive what people have come up with for chain letters??
> >
> > Use In Good Health,
> > Count Zero
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
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> >
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> >
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