If anybody REALLY wants my opinion on Title IX and its relationship to
college hockey, please let me know.  I'll be glad to espouse on it
between periods or between games this coming hockey season.  If you
can't wait, send me e-mail
 
cdash
 
=> with apologies to [log in to unmask] and light bulb joke lovers everywhere
=> Date: Tue, 15 Apr 97 23:31:00 -0700
=> From: Peter Langston <[log in to unmask]>
=> Subject: How many..
=> To: [log in to unmask]
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=> Forwarded-by: Steven Katz <[log in to unmask]>
 
Q:  How many internet mail list subscribers does it take
    to comment on Title IX?
 
A:  1,331:
      1 to comment on Title IX
     14 to share similar experiences of Title IX and how Title IX
        could have been interpreted differently.
      7 to caution about the dangers of Title IX
     27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about Title IX.
     53 to flame the spell checkers
    156 to write to the list administrator complaining about the Title IX
        discussion and its inappropriateness to this mail list.
     41 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames.
    109 to post that this list is not about Title IX and to please take
        this email exchange to alt.Title.IX
    203 to demand that cross posting to alt.grammar, alt.spelling and
        alt.punctuation about Title IX be stopped.
    111 to defend the posting to this list saying that we all are
        impacted by Title IX and therefore the posts **are** relevant
        to this mail list.
    306 to debate which method of Title IX is superior, where
        to buy the best Title IX, what brand of Title IX work best
        for this technique, and what brands are faulty.
     27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different Title IX
     14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and to post
        corrected URLs.
      3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to
        this list which makes Title IX relevant to this list.
     33 to concatenate all posts to date, then quote them including all
        headers and footers, and then add "Me Too."
     12 to post to the list that they are unsubscribing because they cannot
        handle the Title IX controversey.
     19 to quote the "Me Too's" to say, "Me Three."
      4 to suggest that posters request the Title IX FAQ.
      1 to propose new alt.Title.IX newsgroup.
     47 to say this is just what alt.physic.cold_fusion was meant for,
        leave it here.
    143 votes for alt.Title.IX.
 
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